"You are not to smoke here!"
"Who says so?"
"I say so. If you don't go indoors, I 'll come and take the pipe out of your mouth."
"Will you so? You bring your ugly face inside that gate and see phwat I'll do to ye!"
"Do you know who I am?"
"Sure an' I do. Yer father sowld stinkin' fish on Dublin quay when I was ridin' in me carriage."
"You foul-mouthed old woman—!"
"Don't you 'ould woman' me, neither. You go to hell and watch ould Nick stirrin' up yer grandmother!"
THE REVEREND JACOB STERNROYD, D.D.