"When a man attempts to tell his wife what style of bonnet she must wear.
"When a man's Christmas presents to his wife consist of boot-jacks, shirts, and gloves for himself.
"When the watchword is, 'Each for himself.'
"When dinner is not ready at dinner-time.
"When 'he' snores his loudest while 'she' kindles the fire.
"When 'father' takes half of the pie and leaves the other half for the one that made it and her eight children.
"When the children are given the neck and back of the chicken.
"When children are obliged to clamor for their rights.
"When the money that should go for a book goes for what only one side of the house knows anything about.
"When there is too much latch-key.