We Germans have tender hearts, and it grieved us sore to say

We were not a passenger ship, and to most we must answer nay,

But if from among their hundreds they could somehow a half-score choose

We thought we could manage to bring them, and we would not refuse.

They chose, and the women and children that are greeting you here are those

Ghosts of the women and children that the rest of the hundred chose.

The American People

What guff are you giving us, Captain? We are able to tell, we hope,

A dozen ghosts, when we see them, apart from a periscope.

Come, come, get down to business! For time is money, you know.