“Yes, I can! I tell Teddy lots of ones, all about bears and moons, and little flies that say things when they buzz,” protested Rob, bound to stay at any price.
“Tell one now, then, right away,” said Dan, preparing to shoulder and bear him off.
“Well, I will; let me fink a minute,” and Rob climbed into his mother’s lap, where he was cuddled, with the remark—
“It is a family failing, this getting out of bed at wrong times. Demi used to do it; and as for me, I was hopping in and out all night long. Meg used to think the house was on fire, and send me down to see, and I used to stay and enjoy myself, as you mean to, my bad son.”
“I’ve finked now,” observed Rob, quite at his ease, and eager to win the entrée into this delightful circle.
Every one looked and listened with faces full of suppressed merriment as Rob, perched on his mother’s knee and wrapped in the gay coverlet, told the following brief but tragic tale with an earnestness that made it very funny:—
“Once a lady had a million children, and one nice little boy. She went up-stairs and said, ‘You mustn’t go in the yard.’ But he wented, and fell into the pump, and was drowned dead.”
“Is that all?” asked Franz, as Rob paused out of breath with this startling beginning.
“No, there is another piece of it,” and Rob knit his downy eyebrows in the effort to evolve another inspiration.
“What did the lady do when he fell into the pump?” asked his mother, to help him on.