I tell you he’s made the show business pay.

He’s heaps of cash an’ he says he’ll stay

Here a while—but he may go any day.”

When the glamour wore off the wise heads said

“He’s stupid as ever, with wits like lead.”

And more than one mother wished he’d go—

“So handsome—he does turn the girls’ heads so!”

And finally, all in the sweet green May,

He went off again on a “Circus Day.”

And when he came back for the second time—