The bell rang, and the first scene began.
It was a great success. John Osborne’s Irish was perfect. Nobody guessed the word, for the hen crowed by mistake; but it received great applause.
Mr. Peterkin came on in the second scene to receive the water-rates, and made a long speech on taxation. He was interrupted by Ann Maria as an old woman in a huge bonnet. She persisted in turning her back to the audience, speaking so low nobody heard her; and Elizabeth Eliza, who appeared in a more remarkable bonnet, was so alarmed she went directly back, saying she had forgotten something But this was supposed to be the effect intended, and it was loudly cheered.
Then came a long delay, for the little boys brought out a number of their friends to be browned for Hindoos. Ann Maria played on the piano till the scene was ready. The curtain rose upon five brown boys done up in blankets and turbans.
“I am thankful that is over,” said Elizabeth Eliza, “for now we can act my word. Only I don’t myself know the whole.”
“Never mind, let us act it,” said John Osborne, “and the audience can guess the whole.”
“The first syllable must be the letter P,” said Elizabeth Eliza, “and we must have a school.”
Agamemnon was master, and the little boys and their friends went on as scholars.
All the boys talked and shouted at once, acting their idea of a school by flinging pea-nuts about, and scoffing at the master.
“They’ll guess that to be ‘row,’” said John Osborne in despair; “they’ll never guess ‘P’!”