Patriotism is but another name for, 'love yourself and hate your neighbors.'

If churches were made as attractive as gin palaces, the former, not the latter, would be open six days in the week.

When you get there, you will find that Eternal Justice is not built on the departmental store system. Some pale-faced girl will offer the evidence.

Once Pity and Charity perched on every cloistered gate and cried, 'welcome.' Now they only venture forth on public occasions, when they will be seen of all men.

The cat's serenade gives tone to the back yard.