“I subjoin a statistical account of the career of Latch-key, showing the difference between buying and selling.

Foaled in 1828.
Sold in 1833£120
Repurchased 1838 £80
Sold in 1838200
Repurchased 1841 37
Sold in 184275
Repurchased 1845 25
Sold in 184675
Repurchased 1850 35
£470£177

“So that this horse returned to me, in his sales and purchases in the course of twenty-two years, a net sum of two hundred and ninety-three pounds! We make no mystery as to his age, since money would no longer buy him; but during his career as a marketable animal, Latch-key chanced to be never more than ‘eight years old!’ He is now twenty-seven, and a cleverer animal could not be found.”

As my host finished his account of the career of his now old favourite, Latch-key confirmed it with a whinny, accompanied, however, by a significant shake of his head, which might have implied: “I wouldn’t trust you, even now, if a good offer came in your way!”


[CHAPTER XI.]

The Coach and Horses (sign of)—Beware of bog spirits—Tell that to the Marines—An early breakfast—Salmon poaching with lights—Am I the man? or, the day of judgment—Acquittal!