"Would you like to see a city given over,

Soul and body, to a tyrannizing game?

If you would, there's little need to be a rover,

For St. Andrews is that abject city's name.

"It is surely quite superfluous to mention,

To a person who has been here half an hour,

That Golf is what engrosses the attention

Of the people, with an all-absorbing power.

"Rich and poor alike are smitten with the fever;

'Tis their business and religion both to play;