“Little or big, my lord, that’s what I do,” said Preposition. “I settle the position of every one and every thing, and show whether they are to be on or under, to or from, up or down.”
“Kindly forgive me for interrupting you,” said Adverb, coming forward. “I really must remark that up and down are my words.”
“How do you make out that?” asked the Judge.
“I will show you directly, my lord,” answered Adverb. “By the help of my questions how, when, and where, which, you know, I alone can answer. If you say, ‘sit up,’ I ask, ‘how am I to sit?’ The answer is, ‘up.’ ‘Lie down;’ ‘how am I to lie?’ The answer is, ‘down.’ Up and down, therefore, answer to my question how, and are mine.”
“Stop a minute,” said Preposition. “I also can answer to your favourite questions how, when, and where. Listen:—
How do you like it? tell me true.
Made of sugar, dressed in blue.
When do you like it? answer me.
At my dinner; after tea.
Where do you like it? say, if you’re able.