"I am honored."
Outside, the rumors had spread fast and already a great arena was forming by the packed lines of Chaambra nomads. At the tent entrance, Elmer Allen, his face worried, said, his English in characteristic Jamaican accent, "What did you chaps do?"
"Duel," Abe growled apprehensively. "This joker here has challenged their top swordsman to a fight."
Elmer said hurriedly, "See here, gentlemen, the hovercraft are parked over behind that tent. We can be there in two minutes and away from—"
Crawford's eyes went from Elmer Allen to Abe Baker and then back again. He chuckled, "I don't think you two think I'm going to win this fight," he said.
"What do you know about swordsmanship?" Elmer Allen said accusingly.
"Practically nothing. A little bayonet practice quite a few years ago."
"Oh, great," Abe muttered.
Elmer said hurriedly, "See here, Homer, I was on the college fencing team and—"
Crawford grinned at him. "Too late, friend."