‘HOW would it do for a smoking-room?’

‘Just the very place! only, you know, Roger, you must not think of smoking in the house. I am almost afraid that having just a plain, common man around, let alone a smoking man, will upset Aunt Hannah. She is New England—Vermont New England—boiled down.’

‘You leave Aunt Hannah to me; I’ll find her tender side. I’m going to ask her about the old sea-captain and the yellow calico.’

‘Not yellow calico—blue chintz.’

‘Well, yellow shell then.’

‘No, no! don’t mix it up so; you won’t know yourself what to expect, and that’s half the fun.’

‘Now you tell me again exactly what to expect; to tell the truth, I didn’t half hear about it the other day; I was wool-gathering. It was something queer that happened when you were a child, wasn’t it?’

‘Something that began to happen long before that, and kept happening, and may happen again; but I hope not.’

‘What was it?’