The Gingerbread Maid
The gingerbread maid is not at all fair
As any one can see,
But although she is not beautiful
She’s sweet as she can be.
There isn’t a maid in all the land
Who has lovers so many as she,
Yet she hasn’t a single accomplishment,
She’s just sweet as she can be.
Oh, Gingerbread Maid, come alive, if you can,