"The kingdom is lost," said his Majesty. "Little enough comfort is there now."
"They will outstrip their brothers," said the Jester.
"They will meddle with matters of state," said the King.
"They will see through us all," continued the Fool. "For my part, I would keep them the sweet, blind creatures that they are. 'Tis enough for me that I see through myself. Now there is one way, and one only, to check the growing intellect of women."
"And what may that be?" asked the King, the sadness lifting from his face.
"Forsooth, they must have a university of their own," answered the Jester.
"What!" thundered his Majesty.
"WHAT!" THUNDERED HIS MAJESTY