“Yes, sir,” said Joel, shutting one eye and looking up at the ceiling, musingly, while he smacked his lips in remembrance; “wasn't that prime, though!”

“Yes,” said Polly, thoughtfully; “would you have 'em all like that, Joe?”

“Every one,” replied Joe, promptly; “I'd have seventy-five of 'em.”

“Seventy-five what?” asked Mrs. Pepper, who had gone into the bedroom, and now came out, a coat in hand, to sit down in the west window, where she began to sew rapidly. “Better clear up the dishes, Polly, and set the table back—seventy-five what, Joel?”

“Plum-puddings,” said Joel, kissing Phronsie.

“Dear me!” ejaculated Mrs. Pepper; “you don't know what you're saying, Joel Pepper; the house couldn't hold 'em!”

“Wouldn't long,” responded Joel; “we'd eat 'em.”

“That would be foolish,” interposed Ben; “I'd have roast beef and fixings—and oysters—and huckleberry pie.”

“Oh, dear,” cried Polly; “how nice, Ben! you always do think of the very best things.”

But Joel phoohed and declared he wouldn't waste his time “over old beef; he'd have something like!” And then he cried: