HE SMOKED A PIPE, AND I PLAYED WITH ALL HIS TEDDY-CATS
BRINGS HIM DOWN, PERSIMMONS AND ALL
SO I TOOK MY FISHING-ROD AND FLICKED IT AT HIM
NEVER YOU MIND, BABY DEAR, COME ON
WHAT'S AN ABSENT-MINDED BEGGAR?
HEY, ROBINSON CRUSOE, HERE'S YOUR MAN FRIDAY
HE HAD TO TAKE A CAN-OPENER AND CUT AUNTY EDITH'S FOOT OUT
WE ALL WORKED WITH HOSE AND EVERYTHING
AUNTY MAY GOT A HATCHET AND MADE A CHOP AT THE SNAKE
I BELIEVED THEY HAD REALLY GONE AWAY, AND LEFT ME ALL ALONE