John V. A. Weaver

(With a strong note of infant brutality.)

THE WEAVER BIRD

Gosh, kid! that bird a-cheepin' in the tree

All green an' cocky—why, it might be me

Singin' to you.... Wisht I was just a bird

Bringin' you worms—aw, you know, things I've heard

'Bout me—an' flowers, maybe.... Like as not

Somebody'd get me with an old slingshot

An' I'd be dead.... Gee, it'd break you up!