And we still seemed to fatten;
Frank wrote of Swell Parties where he had been,
I wrote of Whisky-sours, and Chris wrote of Gin!
But we both got fatter,
So the parties didn't matter,
Though F.P.A. he published each as soon as he'd been at her....
F.P.A. went calling
And sang about it sorely ...
"Pass around the shandygaff," says brave old Morley!
F.P.A. played tennis