The Cat's a Blind-Buff,
And she cannot see.
A stands for Apples, and Ale,
Which to gladden the Heart cannot fail.
B stands for Ball, and for Batt,
And for Band-Box to cover a Hat.
C stands for Cow, and for Cell,
And for Custard we all love so well.
D stands for Dog, and for Dick
The Dunce who deserves a good Stick.