The Queen.

Now, my love, I know you are very absent-minded! Last year when I wanted a diamond bracelet you got me a silver thimble, but when it comes to a little daughter ... a sweet little baby daughter...!

The King.

Bless my soul ... a daughter! To be sure! I hope they packed her carefully!

The Ladies.

Her Royal Highness is perfect! Absolutely the loveliest baby that ever was!

The King.

[Looking at the baby which is now presented for his closer inspection.] As babies go she really is ... well, she is a baby! My Lord High Chancellor, what does one say to them?

The Chancellor.