Yes, my dear; our child must have a name! Now what shall it be?

The Chancellor.

Why not call the Princess after Your Majesties?

The King.

Too commonplace. I am King Johannes, Ivor, Ivan, Ian, Giovanni, Juan, John! And the Queen is Marietta, Marina, Marequita, Marioletta, Polyanthus Mary! No; we want something more distinguished! Now who has something to suggest? Begin with A.

The ladies.

[One after another.] Abel, Abraham, Apple-dumpling, Andalusia, Artichoke.

The King.

Artichoke! That’s a good name for a baby!