A single tear.... Really, Sire, it is never done! Try and screw out another, I beg!

The King.

Oh, have it your own way, then! Tears! [He wipes his eyes, and the Court Chronicler records the episode.]

The Chancellor.

[Considering.] Moss-Rose. And for extra names without which, of course, no person of royal birth should be, the Princess can have the botanical terms, Rosa Centifolia, Rosaceæ!

The Queen.

I don’t think I want my baby called that!

The Chancellor.

Madam, no one would ever think of using these! But Royal Persons have to own them!