With 'Robert Elsmere' frightened out of faith,

And 'David Grieve' a-prosing us to death;

Next trumpets Caine's 'integrity of aim,'

And gives to 'Mademoiselle Ixe' a name.

O Gladstone, Gladstone! 'Boom' it not so strong

Boomers may 'boom' too often and too long!

If thou wilt write on impulse, prithee spare!

More vapid authors were too much to bear;

But if, in spite of all thy friends can say,

Thou still wilt boomwards boom thy frantic way,