Then come the little train of 'Pseudonyms'—
A set of female faddists full of whims—
Who pour their vapid follies o'er the town,
Excusing Vice and sneering Virtue down;
Next see good Bentley's list of writers small:
I wonder where the deuce he finds them all?
Some 'novel new' he issues every week,
A fiction of the kind that housemaids seek—
Mild tales of goose-love, which he thinks may please,
Sure only geese would purchase books like these!