As long as Albion's silly sons submit
To Scottish censorship on English wit,
So long shall last thy unmolested rule,
And authors, under thee, shall go to school;
Behold the 'Savile' band shall aid thy plan
And own thee chieftain of the critic clan.
Kipling shall 'butter' thee, and thou sometimes
Wilt praise in gratitude his doggerel rhymes,
And Haggard, too, thy eulogies shall seek,
And for his book another 'boom' bespeak;