Than be thus 'celebrated' in a hurry,
And get 'recited' by an Alma Murray!
"Now hold, my Muse, and strive no more to tell
The public what they all should know full well;
Zeal for true worth has bid me here engage
The host of idiots that infest the age
And spin their meagre prose and verse for hire,
Libelling genius if it dare aspire.
Let harmless Barrie scrawl a Scottish tale
And English ears with 'dialect' assail,