Rastus—I reckon so’s we-all’ll git a Chris’mus present ef we does our pieces good. Mammy says as how she’s gwine gimme a mighty nice present ef I does my part good.
Sam—I t-t-t-t-think we’re s-s-s-s-s-sayin’ K-k-k-k-k-k-k-kris’mus pieces k-k-k-k-k-kawase K-k-k-k-k-k-kris’mus is the time to s-s-s-s-s-say K-k-k-k-k-k-k-kris’mus pieces.
Teacher—Yes, children, we’re going to have a nice Christmas entertainment because Christmas day is coming and we all love Christmas day, don’t we, children?
All—Yes, ma’am.
Teacher—And so, children, I hope we shall have a nice entertainment, an’ that you will be very, very good an’ speak up nice an’ loud an’ do your parts the very, very best you can (children nudge each other and point off stage as if looking out of window).
Florildy (waving hand)—Teacher, somebody’s comin’ (knock is heard).
Teacher—S-s-sh! Be quiet, children (goes over and admits Mrs. Hill).
Enter Mrs. Hill
Mrs. Hill—Good afternoon, teacher. I heard as how you’re goin’ to have Chris’mus speakin’ here this afternoon an’ I says to Jeremiah, I says, I’m jes’ goin’ over to the skule house an’ hear that speakin’ ’cause as I says to ’im, says I, I do jes’ love to hear the childrun speak their pieces. An’ so here I be, teacher, an’ I hope I haint late.