1.—Thou shalt have no other God before or behind Mowgy. She will be supreme or nothing. Safety first.
2.—Few people will ever understand Mowgy. You will get the key quickly or never. If you haven't it,—run.
3.—Mowgy must have her own way entirely and in all things. It makes her ill to be contended with. Besides, her way is usually the best in the end. Save trouble and take it first.
4.—Mowgy can never be questioned. The slightest interrogation irritates her beyond expression. Let her alone. She is too frank for comfort. She will tell you everything sooner or later, and you will wish she hadn't.
5.—Mowgy never remembers anything you ask her to do, unless it is vital or concerns animals. Don't expect it. On the plane where she lives, trifles do not exist. She forgets her own requirements. How can she remember yours?
6.—Mowgy is no housekeeper. Her intentions, not the results, are excellent. If she remembers to order meals be thankful. If she doesn't, be thankful that she is as she is. Keep accounts at the nearest restaurants and shut up.
7.—Mowgy is truthful. Don't ask her a question unless you want the unvarnished truth. It is better to take it varnished.
8.—Mowgy never picks up anything. Absent-mindedness only. Look carefully under chairs and tables before leaving a place. Gold bags, money, jewelry or important papers may be on the floor. She will drop you if you are not on the alert to avoid it.
9.—Mowgy does not live on this plane. Understand that clearly. She cannot be made to conform to the image and likeness of others. Don't try. You would not like her if you could make her over. Let well enough alone.
10.—The foregoing are Mowgy's limitations from the normal viewpoint. You must be abnormal or this will not apply to you. If she takes you it will be to make you over. The process is crucifying but curative. You will wonder how you ever managed to live without her. She has a world of her own, and it is the best world I know of to live in. If you have a chance to get there, make a fight for it. She is the only one of her kind on earth. My blessing, E. S.