Fleming H. Revell Company

London and Edinburgh

Copyright, 1914, by
FLEMING H. REVELL COMPANY

New York: 158 Fifth Avenue
Chicago: 125 North Wabash Ave.
Toronto: 25 Richmond Street, W. London: 21 Paternoster Square
Edinburgh: 100 Princes Street

Contents

[I.]In Which I Resolve to Write a Book [9]
[II.]In Which Betsy Bobbett Butts In[25]
[III.]I Talk on Wimmen's Duty to Marry [39]
[IV.]I Talk on Man's Protectin' Love for Wimmen[59]
[V.]Wherein I Prove Man's Courtesy Towards Wimmen[74]
[VI.]I Talk on Females Infringin'[96]
[VII.]About Wimmen's Foolish Love for Petickulars[113]
[VIII.]I Talk on Wimmen's Extravagance[135]
[IX.]The Danger From Wimmen's Exaggeration[151]
[X.]The Modern Wimmen Condemned[169]

ILLUSTRATIONS

"[She Made Me Think That Minute of Them Big Rocks When I Was Tryin' to Plough Round 'Em]"
"[And She Looked As If She Would Sink Down In Her Tracts]"
"[Till She Gets 'Em All Rousted Up, and Just Boy Cote That Man Till He Has to Keep Hullsome Food]"
"[Josiah", Sez She, "a Hen Don't Cackle Till She Lays Her Egg"]