CONTENTS

CHAPTER ONE
In Which the Coney Island Microbe Enters Our Quiet Home [1]
CHAPTER TWO
We set sail for Thousand Island Park and have a real good time, but Josiah murmurs about Coney. [ 23]
CHAPTER THREE
We seek Quiet and Happiness in their beautiful hants and mingle with the pleasure seekers of Alexandria Bay. [ 39]
CHAPTER FOUR
We enjoy the hospitalities of Whitfield’s aunt’s boardin’-house at the Park, and my pardner goes a-fishin’ [ 57]
CHAPTER FIVE
Josiah’s imagination about his fishin’ exploits carries him to a pint where I have to rebuke him, which makes him dretful huffy [ 73]
CHAPTER SIX
In which I draw the matrimonial line round my pardner and also keep my eye on Mr. Pomper [ 87]
CHAPTER SEVEN
In which Josiah proposes to dance and Mr. Pomper makes an advance [ 101]
CHAPTER EIGHT
In which Mr. Pomper declares his intenshuns an’ gives his views on matrimony [ 123]
CHAPTER NINE
In which Mr. Pomper makes a offer of marriage and Faith has a wonderful experience [ 147]
CHAPTER TEN
We Hear a Great Temperance Sermon, but Josiah Still Hankers for Coney Island [ 163]
CHAPTER ELEVEN
In Which We Return Home, and I Perswaide Josiah to Build a Cottage for Tirzah Ann [ 183]
CHAPTER TWELVE
In Which Josiah Still Works at His Plan for Tirzah Ann’s Cottage, and Decides to Send His Lumber C. O. W. [ 201]
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
In Which Josiah and Serenus Depart Sarahuptishusly for Coney Island and I Start in Pursuit [ 211]
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
The Curious Sights I Seen An’ the Hair-Raisin’ Episodes I Underwent in My Agonizin’ Search for My Pardner [ 221]
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
I Visit the Moon, the Witchin’ Waves, Open Air Circus, Advise the Monkeys, Make the Male Statute Laugh, but Do Not Find Josiah [ 233]
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
The Wonderful and Mysterious Sights I Saw in Steeple Chase Park, and My Search There for My Pardner [ 249]
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
In Which I Continue My Search for Josiah Through Dreamland, Huntin’ for Him in Vain, and Return to Bildad’s at Night, Weary and Despairin’ [ 273]
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
Josiah Found at Last! the Awful Fire at Dreamland and the Terrible Sights I Saw There [ 293]
CHAPTER NINETEEN
We Return to Jonesville and Josiah Builds Tirzah Ann’s Cottage With Strange Inventions and Additions [ 309]
CHAPTER TWENTY
Faith Comes to Visit Us. We Attend the Camp Meetin’ at Piller Pint, and Faith Meets the Lover of Her Youth [ 327]

ILLUSTRATIONS

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Marietta Holley [Samantha][Frontispiece]
Serenus Gowdey tramped up and down our kitchen floor swingin’ his arms and describin’ the wonders of Coney Island.[8]
The old deacon couldn’t stand such talk. He turned him outdoors, slammed the door in his face, and forbid Faith to speak to him again.[14]
I liked Castle Rest. It seemed a monument riz up to faithful, patient mothers by the hand of filial gratitude and love.[49]
I tried to stop him. I didn’t want him to demean himself before the oarsmen tryin’ to find boats that hadn’t been hearn on in hundreds of years.[68]
‘I won’t wear a veil,’ sez he stoutly. But the next time a gale come from the sou’west I laid the brim back and tied the veil in a big bow knot under his chin.[83]
“‘What does ail you, Samantha, lockin’ arms with me all the time—it will make talk! he whispered in a mad, impatient whisper, but I would hang on as long as Mr. Pomper wuz around.”[99]
“As they come nigh me I riz up almost wildly and ketched holt of my pardner and sez I: ‘Desist! Josiah Allen, stop to once!’ The aged female looked at me in surprise.”[132]
‘No,’ sez Mr. Pomper, ‘I want it done as speedily as possible, fer my late lamented left me thirteen children, two pairs of triplets, two ditto of twins, and three singles.’[144]
Mr. Pomper, thinkin’ he would see better, got up on the bench, and jest as he shouted out ‘How firm a foundation,’ the bench broke and down he come.[169]
And then he would call in Uncle Nate Peedick and they would bend their two gray bald heads and talk about specifications and elevations till my brain seemed most as soft as theirn.[196]
‘Serenus and Josiah are havin’ a gay time at Coney Island. I’ve jest had a card from Serenus,’ sez Miss Gowdey. You could have knocked me down with a pin feather.[215]
I stood before what seemed to be a great city. Endless white towers riz up as if callin’ attention to ’em.[227]
On we went under the waterfall, up, up, down, down, and finally shot out jest where we got in.[231]
The Witching Waves “Folks get into little automobiles and steer ’em themselves.[236]
A boat full of men and women set out from the highest peak, shot down the declivity like lightnin’ and dashed ’way out on the other side of the bridge.[239]
Rows of high-headed mettlesome hosses.[247]
I’m tellin’ the livin’ truth, as she towered up in front on me, her breast opened and a man’s face looked out on me.[254]
As I went down with lightnin’ speed I had’nt time to think much.[259]
Pretty soon it begun to move and one by one they wuz throwed off and went down I know not where.[261]
“As I went into Dreamland it seemed as if all the folks in the city was there.”[267]
“We got in a small boat and wuz carried round and round till we dived into a dark tunnel.”[277]
“I went forward to see the Head Hunters. I sez to ’em ‘I’ve hearn of your doin’s and I want to advise you for your good.’”[282]
“It wuz a sight to see, acres and acres of sand dotted with men, wimmen, and children.”[287]
I rushed forwards and cried to the lordly beast above, jest ready to spring: ‘Don’t harm Josiah! Devour me instead.’”[304]
I myself never sot foot on the Bowery; I wuzn’t goin’ to nasty up my mind with it, though I hearn there wuz some good things to be seen there.[314]
‘The suller!’ He stood agast, perfectly dumb-foundered but wuzn’t goin’ to give in he had made a mistake. It wuz too mortifying to his pride.[319]
I don’t know how long they stood there, his eyes searchin’ the dear face and findin’ a sacred meanin’ in it.[348]

CHAPTER ONE

IN WHICH THE CONEY ISLAND MICROBE ENTERS OUR QUIET HOME