He had left it in the office, and had lit that lantern and wuz now hangin’ along in the rear of that gay procession, with that mummy-like figger, a jest, a byword and a sneer, for laughter riz up round ’em and sneers follered ’em as they swep’ onwards. As they come nigh me I riz up almost wildly and ketched holt of my pardner and sez I:

“Desist! Josiah Allen, stop to once!”

The aged female looked at me in surprise and feeble remonstrance, and sez she:

“Can it be that you’re jealous?”

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“As they come nigh me I riz up almost wildly and ketched holt of my pardner and sez I: ‘Desist! Josiah Allen, stop to once!’ The aged female looked at me in surprise.” (See page 131)

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Even in that awful moment my powers of deep reasonin’ didn’t desert me and I said: