“That is so, Josiah.”

TABLE OF CONTENTS.

ChapterPAGE
[Preface]vii
[List of Illustrations]xi
I.[Trains of Retrospection]1
II.[A Heathen Missionary]32
III.[Off into Side Paths]57
IV.[Samantha’s Sword of Truth and Justice]85
V.[A Heathen’s Standard of Morality]105
VI.[A Little Fun and its Price]119
VII.[The Embarkation]135
VIII.[Landing in the Emerald Isle]153
IX.[A Visit to Blarney Castle]173
X.[Killarney, Dublin, and a Wake]183
XI.[Josiah as a Banshee]197
XII.[Robert Burns and Highland Mary]223
XIII.[Edinburgh and Mary Queen of Scots]241
XIV.[Memories of Sir Walter Scott]262
XV.[Old York and its Cathedral]281
XVI.[Edensor and the Duke of Devonshire]300
XVII.[Josiah has an Adventure]322
XVIII.[Shottery and Warwick Castle]354
XIX.[The Lake District and its Poets]374
XX.[The Arrival in London]389
XXI.[Westminster and Parliament Houses]400
XXII.[Samantha Sees a Doctor]418
XXIII.[St. Paul’s and the Duke of Wellington]433
XXIV.[“The Widder Albert”]445
XXV.[A Visit to the British Museum]464
XXVI.[Paris and its Beauties]486
XXVII.[Napoleon and other Great Frenchmen]510
XXVIII.[Germany and Belgium]525
XXIX.[Samantha Climbs the Righi]548
XXX.[Milan, Genoa, Venice]574
XXXI.[Colosseum and Catacombs]602
XXXII.[Fashionable Watering-Places]616
XXXIII.[Cathedrals and Castles in Spain]627
XXXIV.[Josiah’s Devotion]640
XXXV.[The Queen, Ulaley, and a Bull-Fight]651
XXXVI.[A Spanish Funeral and a Jonesville One]664
XXXVII.[Al Faizi Says Good-Bye]674
XXXVIII.[Home again, from a Foreign Shore]683
XXXIX.[Martin’s Terrible Lesson]693
XL.[Good-Night, Little Pardner]707
[Other Works by Josiah Allen’s Wife.]715

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.

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[“He riz right up and shook his fist at the man with the nightcap”]Frontispiece
[Twilight on the broad ocean]1
[Asleep in his narrer bunk]4
[Two prettier, winnin’er creeters never lived than them two]9
[“Aunt Samantha, where is Heaven? Is it up in the sky?”]12
[He sassed him and yelled out, “You dum fool, you, throw me a board!”]16
[“It depends on whose lives they be”]18
[Josiah and me put on our strongest specks]27
[It wuz very dressy when it wuz done]31
[A dark figger that riz up like a strange picter aginst the sunset]34
[“I don’t love to hear that; that sounds bad”]39
[“‘That man is a Christian.’ ‘How do you know?’ ‘Because he is drunk’”]45
[“Uncle Sam a-wadin’ in sin up to his old knee jints”]49
[The game of Bulls and Bears]52
[Al Faizi made a deep bow, almost to the floor]55
[Sez I, a-risin’ up in the democrat, “I’ll git out”]61
[She met me with a sweet smile]68
[Finally, he got to be quarrelsome]75
[Ellick lay drunk in the office]80
[It wuz Ellick Gurley]87
[“Yes, it wuz sunthin’ else; it wuz you”]97
[“Save the Sam, it may come in handy in the futer”]102
[With one of his low, reverential bows]112
[As the elder took it he turned pale]125
[I took down my old Atlas]131
[In time to kiss us and clasp our hands in partin’]139
[Her big blue eyes wuz full of tears]142
[Then took his umbrell and started for the door]147
[We tottered up on deck, two pale, thin figgers]151
[The lord with a pink paper suit on]157
[With a stern look, calculated to wither him]166
[We went in what they call a “jauntin’ car”]171
[Three beautiful lakes]184
[Drinkin’ and tobacco-smokin’ in the little hovel drove ’em out]189
[Drippin’ wet when he come back]201
[Alice stood there, white and tremblin’]206
[A dark figger a-standin’ up on a little rock]209
[I laid out to talk to Victoria on the subject]217
[Samantha and Ellen Douglas]219
[This immortal pair of lovers]230
[The same furies that pursued the drunken Tam]238
[Edinburgh Castle]250
[The National Covenant signed by the Earl of Sutherland]254
[When Prince Charlie and Flora Macdonald parted]259
[“I could sing to you,” sez he]263
[“When they got dirty, jest wet a towel and clean ’em off”]268
[“I never should think of usin’ it”]274
[Josiah wuz dretful took with it]281
[“What a sensation it would create in Jonesville!”]285
[That sentinul twelve or fourteen hundred years ago]289
[“With the ends of the fingers a-hangin’ down”]294
[Robin Hood]299
[“It don’t pay to tussel with ’em”]301
[Martin sent his card in]307
[Josiah’s home-made waterfall]313
[Her common-sense shoe]319
[A quaint, old-fashioned tarvern]322
[Says he, “I’m a-goin’ back—it is my duty”]328
[Shakespeare’s ghost reading the effusions on the walls of his house]337
[A great many portraits of Shakespeare]344
[The font in which Shakespeare was baptized]350
[The supper that man eat wuz enormous]353
[“You couldn’t eat that full of porridge”]359
[“The more I see of moats, the more determined I be to have one round our house”]362
[“I am going to work for the poor”]370
[My tone chilled him to the veins]379
[Martin with his patronizin’ ways]384
[A livin’ poem bound up in a girl’s sweet body]386
[Them letters wuz a stroke of genius]391
[A hull soap-box full]395
[We stood long and silently by the graves of the great dead]401
[An immense chair, the four legs bein’ four animals]407
[“When I’m elected to Congress I’m goin’ to wear my hat the hull time”]415
[That little dude doctor, with his cane and his eyeglass]421
[“I have had some trouble with my back lately, and I want you to look at it”]424
[Samantha’s faith cure]427
[“Yes,” sez Josiah, “old Domono probble had his hands full with her”]442
[“Almost in the shadow of the Bank of England, I found the greatest want and wretchedness”]455
[Right in front of the tarvern, I have seen with my own eyes as many as five teams and two open buggies]459
[“Be you any kin of Bildad Henzy, of Jonesville?”]468
[Napoleon’s tooth]472
[Josiah at the London “Zoo”]477
[“Calf-o-lay! I hain’t a calf or a ox!” he shouted]486
[“How stylish I would look”]489
[“I don’t spoze I could ever git to be nigh so graceful as she is”]492
[Josiah, “cultered and travelled,” schemes for Jonesvillian out-door dinner parties, à la Paris, and how Samantha foresees the result]500
[There wuz the clothes he wore that he ust to button over that restless, ambitious heart]505
[With his arms folded, and that old hat of hisen on, and his inscrutable eyes fixed on the heights]512
[A-wipin’ my face on sech genteel towels]518
[“I believe he’d sell the steelyards that Jestice weighs things in, if he could git a few cents for ’em”]523
[“No attention paid to rumatiz, or meal times, or corns”]526
[“A woman jest dressin’ herself—she seems all broke up”]537
[I thought more’n likely I should be melted into tears]540
[A-leadin’ Adrian and a-plannin’ sunthin’ with him relatin’ to a whistle]543
[A hogsit as big as the Jonesville tarvern]553
[We did indeed go slow, but sure; for in two hours’ time we arrove on the summit]556
[“They have emulative Mas, who are bound that they shan’t be out-travelled”]561
[Ye-o-lo-leo-leo-leo—the melogious cry of the Alpine shepherds]563
[Listening to the organ’s grand, melancholy voice]566
[I thought considerable about William Tell and his exploits with Gessler, apples, etc.]568
[Divine realms of melody wuz brung to view by his heavenly vision]579
[“If this smell keeps on, and the dum muskeeters keeps on a-bitin’, one man will ‘see Venice and die’”]581
[“Next thing I’d know you’d have a inquisition a-goin’ on”]588
[The Tower of Pisa]599
[The Colosseum]602
[“The guides went ahead with flarin’ lights”]607
[Mr. Goldwind, one of Martin’s business rivals]616
[“I have faith that it aches like the old Harry”]623
[I see one of the officials take up my sheep’s-head nightcap]628
[A smile of admiration swep’ over his dark visage]628
[Heavey, rough carts, drawed by an ox and a cow lashed together by ropes wound round their horns]631
[At my request he hooked up my dress skirt in the back]647
[She knowed me to once—a happy smile curved her pretty lips]653
[The Matador]661
[His victim]661
[How cold his feet must have been cold mornin’s]666
[“I go back to my own country—I have many things to teach my people—to avoid”]675
[They had sent Philury out, like a dove, on the front doorstep to meet us]684
[His looks wuz so onbecomin’ to a deacon and a path-master]687
[Sez Martin agin, “I am sick to death of these everlasting complaints”]698
[He fell down jest like a log at my feet]701
[A faithful creeter with a strong breath, caused by stimulants, I believe]704
[He busted out into tears and buried his face in his hands]709
[Finis]714

SAMANTHA IN EUROPE.


CHAPTER I.

TRAINS OF RETROSPECTION.