"I got an advance from the publishers on my book."
"Well, you're not going to put that into our bank account."
"Certainly I am; why not?"
"Because I can support this family without it."
"Jerry, that is a very ungracious remark."
"I can't help it. You do what you like with the money you make, but you're not to help support me."
"Does it occur to you that I feel just the same about it? You've been perfectly fair about money ever since we agreed to both draw from one common account, but you can't deprive me of the pleasure of contributing to that common account. Why, Jerry, it's the only fun of making it!"
"You put it away for Baby, or do anything you like with it, but I can't stand your paying household bills with it."
"You are practically saying that I cannot do anything I like with it."
"Good Lord! There's no pleasing you!"