“Oh, la! Oh, dear! Ain’t it amusing!”

Porter scrambled to his feet and thumping the table with a bottle till silence was obtained, commenced to sing in a powerful deep voice:

Oh, our loyal hearts were tired

Of a Dutchman on the throne

And an harquebus we fired

To give the King his own

And across the Straits of Dover

Our gallant King came over,

Came triumphantly over to his own!

They caught up the chorus in various keys.