“Gentlemen comes there to have a little sport. I never fit ’em, sir.”
“Oh, I see—you are probably the amusement committee of the city council. Have you ever heard of this case?”
“Not till this morning, sir.”
“Can you read?”
“Not fine print, y’r Honor.”
The man was about to be sworn, when Mr. Braham asked,
“Could your father read?”
“The old gentleman was mighty handy at that, sir.”
Mr. Braham submitted that the man was disqualified. Judge thought not. Point argued. Challenged peremptorily, and set aside.
Ethan Dobb, cart-driver.