“Well,” I said, “what discount do you allow to publishers?”
He said: “Forty percent. off.”
I said: “All right, I am a publisher.”
He put down the figure, forty per cent. off, on a card.
Then I said: “What discount do you allow to authors?”
He said: “Forty per cent. off.”
“Well,” I said, “set me down as an author.”
“Now,” said I, “what discount do you allow to the clergy?”
He said: “Forty per cent. off.”
I said to him that I was only on the road, and that I was studying for the ministry. I asked him wouldn’t he knock off twenty per cent. for that. He set down the figure, and he never smiled once.