Or “old,” as you may view it;

And single still, up to this stage

I’ve never seemed to rue it.

Still, ’twasn’t that I wouldn’t have

If some had made advances,

Nor can I say I couldn’t have,

For laws! I’ve had my chances.

It was fine, it was jolly, and no one could tell

How it all came about that the chaperon fell;

It seemed that her hoops, near the end of the dance,