"Well, he doesn't."
"Then I'd hate him," replied Emily, as, with a great force, she brought her rolling-pin down on the table.
"No, I wouldn't," answered the loving Elsy.
"You ain't worth shucks."
"Wish I was worth Duke."
"Hush, fool."
"You needn't git mad, kase I don't think as you does."
"I is mad bekase you is a fool."
"Who made me one?"
"You was born it, I guess."