"Say now. They're not going to do me any harm."
"Intentionally, I hope not."
"Of course they have their little squabbles, but I can manage them all right."
"We might effect a compromise. How old is your daughter?"
"Eighteen. A perfect child. We can do whatever we like with her." Stillwater smiled involuntarily as he uttered this unblushing falsehood, thinking "I mean she can do whatever she likes with us. My words got twisted, that's all."
"Well, suppose we leave your mother-in-law behind, and take your wife and daughter. The latter, I gather, is tractable and easily managed."
"Leave my mother-in-law behind! Oh, I couldn't do that. She's making a great sacrifice for my sake. She's awful seasick but I promised her a good time, once we get to Japan, and I mean to keep my word."
The Noted Authority sighed. "You're quite decided on that point?"
"Quite. Couldn't leave her behind. Wouldn't hurt her feelings for the world."
"There is no more to be said, Mr. Stillwater."