“Hello! That you, Dan? Jump in and I’ll give you a lift.” And Pete Patterson’s ruddy face looked out from the white-topped wagon at the curb. “I was just thinking of you,” said Pete, as Dan willingly sprang up to the seat at his side; for Pete had been a friendly creditor in the days of the little attic home when credit was sometimes sorely needed. “Are you in with the ‘high brows’ for good and all?”
“I—I don’t know,” hesitated Dan.
“Because if you’re not,” continued Pete—“and what tarnation use a sturdy chap like you will find in all that Latin and Greek stuff, I can’t see,—if you’re not in for it, I can give you a chance.”
V.—A “Chance.”
“I can give you a chance,” repeated Pete, as he turned to Dan with his broad, ruddy face illuminated by a friendly smile. “It’s a chance I wouldn’t hold out to everybody, but I know you for a wide-awake youngster, as honest as you are slick. Them two don’t go together in general; but it’s the combination I’m looking fur just now, and you seem to have it. I was thinking over it this very morning. ‘Lord, Lord,’ sez I to myself, ‘if Dan Dolan hadn’t gone and got that eddycation bug in his head, wouldn’t this be the chance for him?”
“What is it?” asked Dan; but there was not much eagerness in his question. Wide and springy as was the butcher’s cart, it did not appeal to him as a chariot of fortune just now. A loin of beef dangled over his head, a dead calf was stretched out on the straw behind him. Pete’s white apron was stained with blood. Dan was conscious of a dull, sick repulsion of body and soul.
“Well, it’s this,” continued Pete, cheerfully. “You see, I’ve made a little money over there at my corner, and I’m planning to spread out,—do things bigger and broader. There ain’t no sort of use in holding back to hams and shoulders when ye can buy yer hogs on the hoof. That’s what I’m in fur now,—hogs on the hoof; cut ’em, corn ’em, smoke ’em, salt ’em, souse ’em, grind ’em into sausage meat and headcheese and scrapple, boil ’em into lard. Why, a hog is a regular gold mine when he is handled right. But I can’t handle it in that little corner shop I’ve got now: there’s no room fur it. But it’s too good a business there fur me to give up. So I’m going to open another place further out, and keep both a-going. And I can’t afford no high-class bookkeeper or clerk, that will maybe jump my trade and gobble all my profits. What I want is a boy,—a bright, wide-awake boy that knows enough about figguring to keep my accounts, and see that no one ‘does’ me,—a boy that I can send round in the wagon to buy and sell ’cording to my orders,—a boy that will be smart enough to pick up the whole business from a to izzard, and work up as I worked up till I kin make him partner. That’s the chance I’ve got, and I believe you’re the boy to take it.”
“I—I would have to give up college of course,” said Dan, slowly.
“Give up college!” echoed Pete. “Well, I should rather say you would! There ain’t no time fur books in a biz like mine. Now, Dan, what’s the good of college anyhow fur a chap like you? It ain’t ez if you were one of these high mug-a-mugs with a rich father to pay yer way through, and set you up in a white choker and swallow-tail coat afterwards. What’s the good of a strong, husky fellow fooling along with Latin and Greek, that will never be no use to him? You’d a heap better spiel plain strong English that will bring you in the spondulics. Why, look at me! I never had two years’ schooling in my life. It’s all I can do to scrawl ‘P. J. Patterson,’ so folks can read it, and thump out the rest on a secondhand typewriter. But that ’ere same scrawl will bring five thousand dollars out of the bank any time I want it. If I had as much eddycation as you have, Dan, nobody couldn’t keep me in any school in the land another minute. It’s all nonsense,—a dead waste of time and money.”
“What would you pay me?” asked Dan, as the big loin of beef above joggled against his shoulder.