If I survey this Christmas party round.

There’s Ned himself, our most delightful host,

Or Mrs. Baring, she could help me most,

The Uncles too, if I their time might rob.

Shall I ask Tom? or try my luck with Bob?

Madame Neruda, ah, would she begin,

We’d write the story of a violin,

And tell how first the inspiration came

Which took the world by storm and gave her fame.

There’s Harry Bourke, with him I can’t go wrong,