“There was a little scug

Who sat upon a rug,

With a dull and empty brain,

And would show his indecision

In a twopenny division,

With a friend of the same low strain.

And would eat a lot of cherries and see a lot of cricket,

Till his lips and his fingers were as sticky as the wicket,

But at last he came to be a bald old man

Who talked about as wildly as a bald man can.