TYLTYL Not at all; they're rich.... I say, isn't it beautiful over there?...
THE FAIRY It's no more beautiful there than here.
TYLTYL Ugh!... It's darker here and smaller and there are no cakes....
THE FAIRY It's exactly the same, only you can't see....
TYLTYL Yes, I can; and I have very good eyes. I can see the time on the church clock and daddy can't...
THE FAIRY (suddenly angry) I tell you that you can't see!... How do you see me?... What do I look like?... (An awkward silence from TYLTYL.) Well, answer me, will you? I want to know if you can see!... Am I pretty or ugly?... (The silence grows more and more uncomfortable.) Won't you answer?... Am I young or old?... Are my cheeks pink or yellow?... Perhaps you'll say I have a hump?...
TYLTYL (in a conciliatory tone) No, no; It's not a big one....
THE FAIRY Oh, yes, to look at you, any one would think it enormous.... Have I a hook nose and have I lost one of my eyes?...
TYLTYL Oh, no, I don't say that.... Who put it out?...
THE FAIRY (growing more and more irritated). But it's not out!... You wretched, impudent boy!... It's much finer than the other; it's bigger and brighter and blue as the sky.... And my hair, do you see that?... It's fair as the corn in the fields, it's like virgin gold!... And I've such heaps and heaps of it that it weighs my head down.... It escapes on every side.... Do you see it on my hands? (She holds out two lean wisps of grey hair.)