GAFFER TYL How silly they are, up there!...
TYLTYL Is it nice here?...
GAFFER TYL Oh, yes; not bad, not bad; and, if one could just have a smoke....
TYLTYL Aren't you allowed to smoke?...
GAFFER TYL Yes, it's allowed; but I've broken my pipe....
GRANNY TYL Yes, yes, all would be well, if only you would come and see us oftener.... Do you remember, Tyltyl?... The last time I baked you a lovely apple-tart.... You ate such a lot of it that you made yourself ill....
TYLTYL But I haven't eaten any apple-tart since last year.... There were no apples this year....
GRANNY TYL Don't talk nonsense.... Here, we have them always....
TYLTYL That's different....
GRANNY TYL What? That's different?... Why, nothing's different when we're able to kiss each other....