"Parrritch!!"
And for supper?
"Parrrritch!!!"
If he took a fourth meal, he would roll in another r; it is his way of expressing his sentiments.
I like people who roll their r's: there is backbone in them.
Robert Burns, who has sung of the haggis and the whisky of his native land, has only made indirect mention of porridge. He ought to have consecrated to it an ode in several cantos.
Porridge! it is the secret of the Scot's success. Try to compete with a man who can content himself with porridge, when you must have your three or four meals a day and animal food at two of them.
It is porridge that gives a healthy body, cool head, and warm feet;
Porridge promotes the circulation of the blood;