Oh yes, that's all right.

M. O'R

April, 1901.


CONTENTS

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CHAPTER I
THE ETERNAL FEMININE
What do we know about women?—Generalities on the subject—I am requested to speak on some subject I know something about[1]
CHAPTER II
WOMAN'S INFLUENCE FOR GOOD AND EVIL
A woman at the beginning—The first love-story—Different versions—'Cherchez la femme'—The influence of woman on national characteristics[6]
CHAPTER III
MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE
How to deal with your girl — Avoid catching colds in your head — How women with humour can be saved[10]
CHAPTER IV
ADVICE TO THE MAN WHO WANTS TO MARRY
What should attract him in matrimony — At what age should people get married? — Be superior to your wife in everything[14]
CHAPTER V
ON THE SELECTION OF LIFE PARTNERS
Be as careful in choosing your partners as you would in choosing your ancestors — Count your change before entering, as mistakes cannot be recognised afterwards[18]
CHAPTER VI
MAXIMS FOR THE MARRIED MAN
Keep your wife in order — How to deal with her (confidential)[22]
CHAPTER VII
MAXIMS FOR THE MARRIED WOMAN
A wife should follow and obey her husband, especially follow him — Feed the brute[29]
CHAPTER VIII
THE GENTLE ART OF RULING A HUSBAND
The rule of women over men is the survival of the fittest[33]
CHAPTER IX
ART IN LOVE
Pleasure and happiness — Loveis the poetry of the senses — The artistic temperament — The instrument and the instrumentalist — The defence of monogamy on artistic principles — Polygamyversusmonotony[38]
CHAPTER X
SORE TRIALS FOR PEOPLE IN LOVE — WILL LOVE TRIUMPH OVER THE AFFLICTIONS OF THE BODY?
A pathetic story — Could you whisper words of love through an ear-trumpet? — The case presented on the stage — Take care of the woman you love[43]
CHAPTER XI
MAN VERSUS WOMAN IN LOVE
How many times can a man and a woman love? — They love differently — A delicate question — 'Lucky dog!' — The inexorability of the virtuous woman[47]
CHAPTER XII
COURTING IN FRANCE AND ENGLAND
Kneeling and sitting — The piquancy of French courting — The use of the second person singular — The sealing kiss[51]
CHAPTER XIII
THE WOMAN-HATER
Should a woman marry a woman-hater? — The portrait of a woman-hater — The risk a woman runs in marrying a woman-lover — Take your chance, don't cast your pearls before swine[55]
CHAPTER XIV
WHAT DO WOMEN ADMIRE MOST IN MEN?
People generally admire in others the qualities they do not themselves possess — The sexes differ in their opinions of infidelity and its causes — The eleventh commandment: Never confess[59]
CHAPTER XV
CAN GRATITUDE ENGENDER LOVE?
Expecting gratitude is asking for the price of a service — Love keeps out of it[64]
CHAPTER XVI
DOES MARRIAGE HELP A MAN?
In social life — In commercial life — In literary and artistic life —  Matrimony is a highly respectable institution[68]
CHAPTER XVII
THE GOOSE AND THE GANDER
The case for man, the defendant — Freemasonry between women — Which is right? — Influence of plumage — The female bird — Man is not invariably wrong — 'What is good for the goose is good for the gander' — But there is a difference between the goose and the gander[74]
CHAPTER XVIII
DOES JEALOUSY COME FROM TRUE LOVE?
The different kinds of girls that men seek in matrimony — Jealousy is intensified, not created, by love — Why should not a married man continue to admire women? — I want to knock down a newly-married woman's husband — 'Who would "polyg" with him?'[80]
CHAPTER XIX
DO WOMEN DRESS TO PLEASE MEN?
The female attire — Women dress for breakfast and undress for dinner — You don't know them from Eve — Society likes to be exposed — How French, English, German and American women dress — Simplicity in dress the coquetry of some women — What would happen if two women remained alone on the face of the earth[85]
CHAPTER XX
THE FRENCH WIFE
Her keenness and common-sense — Her power of observation and her native adaptability — Her graceful ways — Her tact — Her artistic refinement — Monsieur et Madame-'Did I hear you knock at my door, dear?'[90]
CHAPTER XXI
THE ENGLISH WIFE
Her position — Family life less attractive and piquant in England than in France, but more solid — The English wife is the goddess of a beautiful home[94]
CHAPTER XXII
THE BRITISH MATRON
The English woman the most charming of women — The British the most ridiculous one — English and British — The British matron is the produce of British soil — Her ways — Her fads and inconsistency — Her knowledge of French literature and her judgment thereof[98]
CHAPTER XXIII
THE AMERICAN WOMAN — I
A new coat-of-arms for America — The American woman — Her ways — The liberty she enjoys — 'Oh, please make me an American woman!'[103]
CHAPTER XXIV
THE AMERICAN WOMAN-II
She walks first, Jonathan behind her — The educational system of America explains the idiosyncrasies of the American woman[108]
CHAPTER XXV
THE AMERICAN WOMAN — III
Opinions and impressions — An answer to criticism.[113]
CHAPTER XXVI
THE HUSBAND OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN
The telephone and the ticker — The most useful of domestic animals — Money-making — Loneliness of the women — A reminiscence of Chicago[117]
CHAPTER XXVII
PETTICOAT GOVERNMENT
Description of all the Anglo-Saxon fads[122]
CHAPTER XXVIII
THE LIBERTY OF ANGLO-SAXON WOMEN
The mistakes made by foreigners — Misconstructions — Educational systems — Girls do not lose their charm by independence[135]
CHAPTER XXIX
ENGLISH AND AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE NO LOVE TO SPARE FOR ONE ANOTHER
England and America are two branches of a family who once quarrelled —  For their common interests they may make it up, but there will never be any love lost — There are no such quarrels to patch up as family ones[139]
CHAPTER XXX
THE WOMAN I HATE
Women's-righters — Electric fluids — The bearded lady — The first-fiddle —  Lady doctors — Lady lawyers — Lady speech-makers — Prominent women — A pretty picture[144]
CHAPTER XXXI
THE KIND OF WOMAN I LOVE
Another answer to critics — Distorted minds — The portrait of a womanly woman[149]
CHAPTER XXXII
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD
The Irish, Hungarian and Spanish women — The beauty of the English and French women — The redeeming feature of every American woman[153]
CHAPTER XXXIII
BLONDES AND BRUNETTES
Characteristics of blondes and brunettes — Theingénueand the villainess — Which of the two do men like better? — Sauterne and Burgundy — I like both — All women cannot afford to be blondes — Blondes with dark eyes — Brunettes with blue eyes[158]
CHAPTER XXXIV
FLIRTS AND COQUETTES
The difference between the two — Points of resemblance[162]
CHAPTER XXXV
WHAT IS A PERFECT LADY?
'Am I the man as wants a gentleman to drive him?' — How can you tell a lady? — A lady is a woman who adds to the virtues of a woman the qualities of a gentleman[167]
CHAPTER XXXVI
MAMMIES AND GRANNIES
Cupboard love — Every kind of love is more or less selfish except maternal love — Maternal love over-rated — If you never had a grannie, do get one — Reminiscences of grannies — A sacrifice — Grannies are not at all prejudiced in favour of their grandchildren[171]
CHAPTER XXXVII
ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW
How to deal with them — Difference between a misfortune and an accident — 'That will spoil the whole thing' — Shoot her![176]
CHAPTER XXXVIII
ON WIDOWS
Women do have grievances — Various specimens of widows — The jolly widow — The inconsolate widow — The plump widow — Marriageable widows — Mourning and black — Last wills and testaments — How long should a widow mourn her husband? — 'You should have seen me yesterday!'[180]
CHAPTER XXXIX
ON OLD MAIDS
Different types of old maids — Many of them are undisguised blessings —  Few men are good enough for women — Old bachelors and old maids[185]
CHAPTER XL
SHOULD PEOPLE REMARRY?
The excuse most people give for remarrying — St. Peter's opinion of men who have been married more than once — Stepmothers[189]
CHAPTER XLI
THE LAWS AND CEREMONY OF MARRIAGE
Laws that will be altered during the twentieth century — People will have to pass examinations before they are allowed to marry — The Church should give young couples a happy start, and change the ceremony of marriage[194]
CHAPTER XLII
ON NURSES
Nurses look the happiest women in the world — Their lives and their privileges — True story of a nurse[198]
CHAPTER XLIII
PORTRAIT OF A FRENCH MOTHER[214]
CHAPTER XLIV
FAILINGS AND FOIBLES OF GOOD WOMEN
Women of strong character — Obstinacy and prejudice — Tastes and temperaments — The diplomatic woman — The strong-minded woman — The superiority of woman — Monopolizers — Little women — The woman who is wrong — 'I told you so' — Why women were not given beards — Women who marry for money and for titles — The only chance of success in matrimony[228]
CHAPTER XLV
CUPIDIANA
Stray thoughts on women — Love and matrimony[237]

HER ROYAL HIGHNESS
WOMAN

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CHAPTER I