A woman is a wretched coward who, having had, in succession, the protection of a father and of a husband, does not pity and help, if she can, the beautiful, unprotected girl who has tried to fight the battle of life by herself, and has been wounded.
Woman is an angel who seldom appreciates a man who has not a bit of the devil in him.
The most religious woman will postpone an interview with her Maker for an appointment with her dressmaker.
Matrimony is like any other contract: an agreement signed by two honourable persons, each of whom, in every clause, takes the other to be a dishonourable one.
A loving woman will keep her heart warm as long as she lives, and her hair black as long as she dyes.