“I do.”

“You seem to have a very good Press.” (This, of course, nettled Padre Brown.)

“Yes, we have.”

“How do you manage it; have you got a special correspondent?”

“Oh yes.”

“Really; and he seems to accompany you wherever you go.”

“Yes, he does.”

“I say, do tell me who he is.”

“Oh, his name is Haig!”