“I do.”
“You seem to have a very good Press.” (This, of course, nettled Padre Brown.)
“Yes, we have.”
“How do you manage it; have you got a special correspondent?”
“Oh yes.”
“Really; and he seems to accompany you wherever you go.”
“Yes, he does.”
“I say, do tell me who he is.”
“Oh, his name is Haig!”