“Did you tell him about that railroad lawyer from New York who wanted to suppress the law which compels all locomotive whistles to be tuned to E flat?”
“No; that man sent me a ten-pound box of candy, which was highly improper, considering papa’s position, and I should have scorned to accept the candy, only I had forgotten to keep his card.”
“And besides,” added Ardmore gently, “you had eaten the candy. Don’t you remember that you left nothing but a few burnt almonds which you wanted to keep for eating filapenas?”
“Don’t be silly!” ejaculated Jerry contemptuously.
“It’s a good thing all this fuss about the Appleweight people is over, or I should be worse than silly. My mind was not intended for such heavy work.”
“I think you have a good mind, Mr. Ardmore,” said Jerry, with the air of one who makes concessions. “You really did well in all these troubles, and you did much better than I thought you would the day I hired you for private secretary. I think I could safely recommend you to any governor in need of assistance.”
“You talk as though you were getting ready to discharge me,” said Ardmore plaintively, “and I don’t want to lose my job.”
“You ought to have something to do,” said Jerry thoughtfully. “As near as I can make out you have never done anything but study about pirates and collect pernicious books on the sinful life of Captain Kidd. You should have some larger aim in life than that, and I think I know of a good position that is now open, or will be as soon as papa has cleared out the peanut shells we left in his desk. I think you would make an excellent adjutant-general with full charge of the state militia. You have already had experience in the handling of troops, and as Rutherford Gillingwater never did anything but get typhoid fever to earn the place, I see no reason why papa should not appoint you to the position.”
“But you have to get rid of Gillingwater first,” suggested Ardmore, his heart beating fast.
“If you mean that he has to be removed from office, I will tell you now, Mr. Ardmore, that Rutherford Gillingwater will no longer sign himself adjutant-general of North Carolina. I removed him myself in a general order I wrote yesterday afternoon just before I told papa that you and I could not act as governor any longer, but that he must resume the yoke.”