"Dat am a pointed question, sah."
"Well, but you said she showed great affection."
"Showed what?"
"Great affection, Rastus. Did she love you?"
"Yes, sah, she squozed my hand and then I squoze her with my arm."
"Squoze, Rastus? Why, there is no such word as squoze."
"Yes, there is, for she said she had never been squoze by a regular man before."
"Where do you get that word?"
"Noah Webster, sah. Shall I instruct you?"
"Certainly."